reblog if you would let them keep their apartment, ignore if you would open your window and destroy the fruits of their labor
This oxygen mask is bullshit
I look nothing like oxygen
to add to this “humans are weird” thing
did you know that humans are the only species on earth with the ability to throw things with any significant degree of accuracy and force (apes can throw with about the force of a human ten year old, but cant lock their wrists well enough for accuracy)and we just never really think about it bc its so easy and simple to us that pretty much all of our sports are based around the concept of throwing things accurately
so
what if the concept of projectile weapons takes most species FOREVER to get the hang of, or even come up with in the first place.
a human goes onto a ship and throws some trash into the nearest reclaimer, shouts “kobe!” and all the other aliens on board absolutely LOSE THEIR MINDS
When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin.
My cool friend bands raptors.
it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…
(Reblogged from hallucination)
Water sprayed with a hydrophobic aerogel
“hydrophobic” so yall just gonna reblog this bigoted ass post?? with no criticism??? wow :/
The thing is some people on this website actually made me question the sarcasm.
I know it must seem like a joke to you, but watching hydrophobia be glorified in the media when I, myself, am 70 percent water….
I’m angry
yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine
The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.